When your mom/dad are going food shopping & you tell them to get you your favorite thing to eat
You can’t wait for them to get home
and you wait nd wait like
then they get home and you’re like
& they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for
& then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like
”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???”
& their like
“Ohh shoot! i forgot! next time honey”
& you’re just like
(Source: cookiemonster2o4o)
thegirlwiththebaddragontattoo:
the first time a chuck norris joke has been funny in about five years
(Source: someonewillcare)
